I predict the first AI will be a vast network of Twitter spambots who endlessly RT so much they spontaneously achieve sentience.

Filed my taxes. Beat Enslaved. Cooked some awesome huevos rancheros, and benched 155 for reps. Also, saw ten cops pull two dudes out of a bodega at gunpoint. As far as ranking lazy Sundays go, today placed pretty well.

Oddly, my estimated 2010 refund is...quite significant. I guess I'll put it away for a down payment on my next place, a decision which is terribly mature and dull. I think it might cover the cost of a one-way plane ticket anywhere in the world; strange to think I have that kind of freedom.