Yet another reason to avoid soy: not only is it specifically made for wussy leaf-chewing vegans, it actually makes you gay.

I wanna bake a pie, man. Seriously. I'm jonesin' for something new, and I bet I can pull it off too; I've got a badass idea for an oatmeal fruit crust that I know will fry up fine.

You heard me.
Badass oatmeal fruit crust.
Bring it.

Comments (1)

On October 1, 2007 at 7:29 PM , Anonymous said...

Do you ever notice that the crazier the person is about wierd things... the less they actually point to where they got thier facts... I always wonder... if soy makes you gay... why ain't you gay man...