Breakfast: A bowl of oatmeal, water and a piece of fruit. (Apple?)
Lunch: A turkey club, sans bacon. Bottle of water and a banana.
Snack: Water, raisins, and green beans.
Dinner: Water, bowl of cocky leeky soup, half a turkey avocado wrap, and a square of chocolate zucchini cake.

Oh man, tell me I don't own this healthy eating thing.
Any better and I might start crapping rainbows.
Or unicorns.