I hear you, Internet. You think I don't, but I do. Your reckless carrying on at all hours of the night, your careless disregard for rules and your inexplicable obsession with farm animals. With your Facebooks and your citizen journalism, your content aggregators and your hiphopz; I know what's going on. I'm hip. And there's just one thing I have to say about all of this rapacious, irreverent behavior:

I want in.