Next Saturday I'm headed out to Berkeley to protest Burmese oppression.

Next Wednesday I'm hitting up a Baptist church on the promise of free cookies.

This Sunday I'll be taking part in SFSU's first hurling team practice.

Tomorrow morning I'll be catching the 12:01 a.m. showing of Watchmen, on a 80' x 100' IMAX screen. I expect the good doctor's genitalia (the lower Manhattan, if you will) to be taller than I am.

In twenty minutes I'm going to join the Freemasons.

I love this city.