A conversation I might have had today:

Me: Hey dude I'm headed out to get a haircut do you want...one....?
Sean: ...What?
Me: Uhhh....I mean...
Sean: ...Do I want a haircut?
Me: Never mind.

How it SHOULD have gone:

Me: Hey dude I'm headed out to get a haircut do you want...one...?
Sean: ...(meaningful pause) Yes. Yes I do.
Me: Uhh I mean....wait, what?!
Sean: Bring me back a jerry curl. Extra curl.
Me: Wait...
Sean: And a side order of muttonchops.
Me: But...
Sean: King-sized.

Life would be better with a team of sitcom writers and a laugh track.