A dark and dismal trek through a valley of untold horror led me to a magical elysium, called "Glendale" by some.


A veritable cornucopia of licentious delights awaited me once I passed the Gatekeeper's scrutiny.



Inside this hideous den of degeneracy and vice I ventured, careful not to disturb the native inhabitants in their daily struggles.



Just some dude I found earlier with a wicked afro. So jealous. Anyway.



Uhh...

Horrible golden idols to a false divinity lined the walks, polished to a tawny sheen which reflected the hidden sins of a hypocritical society!



I claimed my prize and made good my escape, quietly lamenting my decision to delve into this most secret heart of man.