I'm a pretty lady.

So.

I've been admitted to San Francisco State, San Jose State, and Cal State Fullerton.

Provisionally.

You would think this would be awesome news.

Thanks to the mind-bogglingly laborious syntactic oddities inherent in the Sino-Japanese linguistic structure, you would be wrong.
Transfer Applications
A Haiku?

College Admissions
Sublime Ripples in Still Water?
Honky cain't even rhyme



BWAHAHAHA!
#$@! YEAH.